USC's Kiffin attempts to hold shortest press conference in history
His Trojans just lost to Stanford 21-14, putting their National Championship hopes on thin ice. His offensive line, charged with protecting Heisman Trophy candidate Matt Barkley, yielded five sacks and struggled to keep the quarterback upright.
And his name is Lane.
Still, none of that is any excuse for the guy to be so short with the media -- literally.
Already in a battle with reporters over the idea of releasing some sort of injury report, the USC boss used his Wednesday morning press conference to reveal nothing about his team.
Then again, it's tough to glean much information from anyone when they talk for less than 30 seconds.