Who says chivalry is dead?
This guy, apparently.
There's nothing like watching a baseball fly toward you from 400 feet away only to move out of the way at the last minute and watch your wife get hit by the ball. In the face.
In all honesty, she had the reflex time of Lindsay Lohan after a four-day bender, but still.
And while you're at it Prince Charming, get a shirt that fits you. You'll want to look good seeing as how you'll be single soon.