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Obscure your eyes, the LA KISS have unveiled their uniforms

Mar 10, 2014, 10:23 PM | Updated: 10:30 pm

We’re less than a week away from the debut of the LA KISS — the Arena Football League franchise owned by Paul Stanley and Gene Simmons of the legendary rock band KISS.

Saturday night, the KISS will visit the San Antonio Talons, and let’s just say they’ll make a bit of a sartorial statement when they take the field.

Monday, the KISS unveiled the uniforms and helmets they’ll wear, and THEY’RE UGLIER THAN SIN!

There weren’t any pictures of the KISS’ footwear released, but we’re not ruling out dragon boots.

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