Eating at McDonald's is a bad enough blow to pride, but getting stuck in a high chair? There's no coming back from that.
According to Gawker, the man was dining alone at a McDonald's in Cork, Ireland when he decided to wedge himself in the chair.
Alcohol was involved, in case you were wondering why a grown man would try to wedge himself into a child's high chair.
Police arrived and were able to free the man from his chair butt jail. No word on if his pride was salvaged.
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