"Twerking" is taking the nation by storm!
As an entire generation of Miley Cyrus wannabes attempts to gain fame by gyrating their hips (sometimes upside down), it's important to remember a few safety tips:
• Lock all doors you plan to twerk on.
• Keep open flame away from your Lululemon yoga pants.
• Always be videotaping.
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