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United States goalkeeper Hope Solo gestures after US won 3-1 the semifinal match between France and the United States at the Women's Soccer World Cup in Moenchengladbach, Germany, Wednesday, July 13, 2011. (AP Photo/Martin Meissner)

FIFA does more to hurt soccer in this country than the sport does.

The U.S. women have had an amazing World Cup. The goals of Abby Wambach should fall in the legendary moments of American sport and instead they fall into two unpopular categories: soccer and women's sports.

Soon you will be bombarded with why you should care about soccer as we approach Sunday's final. I wish you did, but I won't tell you should because FIFA and soccer snobs are the problem, not you.

I have an intense passion and love for the sport. I wish most Americans did too. Although there are clear differences in soccer versus "our" sports that make it not an American favorite, FIFA (soccer's world governing body) clearly doesn't care to make the sport American fan-friendly.

If you don't use the terms of soccer correctly, soccer fans immediately question your intelligence. It's not a field, it's the pitch. No one is fast, they have great pace. In hockey you shoot on goal, in soccer you shoot on frame. It's not the sideline, it's a touchline. Time to change the game to bring in more Americans without terribly affecting the sport.

1) Soccer snobs need to quit saying soccer haters just don't understand the game. Either educate or accept the opinion, but don't attack potential fans.

2) Get rid of injury time. Put 45 minutes on the clock and count the clock down. When play is stopped, stop the clock.

3) If you're "hurt" and the ref stops the game, you must stay out for 5 minutes before you can return. This will eliminate the ridiculous fake injuries that happen in the men's game (wonderfully the woman's game doesn't include this).

4) The hockey "blue line" or whatever color you want will be added to the field. The offense can't be offside until they pass the blue line instead of mid-field. This would double the scoring, create more space on the FIELD and lead to FASTER play.

5) Quit extra time. It's a sudden-death overtime. Put 45 minutes on the clock and play till there's a goal. You get one extra sub per period.

6) Get rid of penalty kicks. Obviously I mean at the end of games, but also throughout the whole game. Hand balls in the box and any foul on a breakaway scoring chance leads to a hockey-style penalty shot. Any other foul leads to a free kick no matter where it happens.

FIFA will never institute any of these changes because they think you are the problem. Maybe, for once, a sport trailing behind other sports will admit their game isn't perfect and make it better.

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    tmrimbey wrote...
    Really?
    Soccer is the most popular sport in the world by far, but FIFA should change the rules so that Americans like it more? Uh, I hate to tell you, but soccer isn't struggling for popularity.
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    navyfmfdoc66 wrote...
    It's not the game, its the officiating
    Doug, as much as I think your suggestions would help in the United States, isn't it selfish to consider that FIFA would want to make changes just to make the USA happy? The terms are what make soccer special.It’s the number one youth sport in the country. Look at attendance of Sounders games in Seattle. I might suggest Americans aren't sophisticated enough to appreciate the complexity & strategy of soccer. So, don’t change the game, change the biased officiating; that’s what the problem is, fake injuries and all. I love soccer too. I say leave soccer alone & have FIFA reform officiating.
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    Marauder26 wrote...
    It is here...
    Sorry, but FIFA isn't the problem with soccer, SOCCER is the problem with soccer. I have more fun watchin' cars rust. Here in Arizona.
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    Jarrod P. wrote...
    THE US ARE THE SNOBS
    The beautiful game is far more popular worldwide than any sport. We in America fail to embrace it because we like things simple.We want high scoring, and easy to follow rules. That is why hockey is not popular- hard rules to follow. Baseball- hit ball, score run. Football- run or pass score TD, basketball- ball in hoop. We fail to grasp difficult sports or sports that don't feature lots of scoring. I like our game being private and not popular in the states. Americans need to learn the rules and appreciate the game-- or dont. Either way it will thrive without us. Jarrod jrodamerks@hotmail.com
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    Tennisgrandpa wrote...
    Soccer?
    It's FIFA? It's the US fans? It's the officiating? It's a boring game!!! that's what's wrong with it. It's slow, boring (did I already say boring?) and it's a Euro sport. Countries that like soccer like it cuz otherwise they have to go home to their mudhuts and eat bugs. The sport is filled with Manu Ginobili's that roll around on the ground like they've been shot by a hi-powered rifle when they got tripped. WHO CARES!!!! It's soccer for God's sake. It's not a sport unless they fans and players know when the end of the game is.
    Dale
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    Jarrod P. wrote...
    Tennis Grandpa
    Please do not be ignorant. I will not force soccer on you like many do, but do not be ignorant. People in England, Spain, France, Italy do not live in huts and eat bugs.. Your comment is out of whack and out of line. As for the diving, yes an issue, but also getting better. And all fans know when the end of the game is. 3 long whistles after injury time. Don't like the game but stop spewing ignorance.The fact that you are "tennis grandpa" makes me laugh. There is more moaning and groaning at Wimbledon then the US Porn Convention... Jarrod
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    Tennisgrandpa wrote...
    Apples and Oranges
    When Wimbledon fans start chucky bags of urine at other fans, then you might have a point. Otherwise, soccer is and always will be a second rate activity and has as much to do with sports in the USA as bowling does. But I'll give you that the people in England, Spain, France and Italy don't live in huts and eat bugs...more like they live in shoe boxes and eat McDonalds, which is as close to eating bugs as you get.
    Dale
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    Jarrod P. wrote...
    HAH
    I spit my water out on my computer reading the urine comment... I also agree about Mc Donalds.. But... As a soccer player and varsity, junior high, and U8 coach I can say that as far as soccer fans are concerned there is no care as to whether it ranks as high as the big 4 or even bowling. The sport is a step above the mainstream American culture. It is the largest sport in the world. Last I checked the US is not the world. But again, no big deal. Soccer is a great sport and like all others enjoyment is an allowable opinion..
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    Tennisgrandpa wrote...
    Nothing personal
    I thought the urine thing would get a laugh. I understand the USA/World difference when it comes to sports. We're talking soccer but right after soccer around the world comes tennis, but the same holds true for tennis in the USA. That's why there really isn't anyone of the radar for tennis on the world stage. Other countries have a much different approach to tennis than the US does. There are thousands of college scholarships that go unclaimed in the US every year for college. I know this for a fact, I used to coach college tennis.
    Dale
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    Tennisgrandpa wrote...
    Con't
    But the USA has deeper tennis roots than soccer roots but unfortunately, as the years go by, fewer and fewer people remember the USA's tennis history. I just don't see a future of the popularity of soccer improving in this country, regardless of who or what the article blames for it. Tennis is a whole different problem despite the growth of tennis over the past 10 years in this country.
    Dale
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    umpire171 wrote...
    the problem with soccer
    Jarrod P- so i guess kicking into a goal is not simple now is it? oh wait... you're ingorant comment just show you have no clue about how americans enjoy sports. I love baseball. i umpire youth softball/baseball and get paid for it. i can't stand football soccer is alright but its boring is the problem. compare to the other sports i listed is the most boring sport behind golf. i rather watch football than soccer anyday and i can't stand football and yes i am an American
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