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Canada ready for zombie apocalypse

"The Walking Dead" has officially overtaken the minds of America's neighbor, Canada.

According to Mashable, Winnipeg Parliament Member Pat Martin addressed the impending post-apocalyptic zombie infestation to Foreign Affairs Minister John Baird. Martin took it upon himself to clarify that an undead invasion in the U.S. could become a "continent-wide pandemic" because "zombies don't recognize borders."

This is the first federal government to recognize a potential zombie invasion and it's awesome.

Remember Canada, if the years of zombie television and cinema have taught humans anything, it's that headshots are a must once the dead come to life.

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