On this episode of The Loop, I talk about an awkward man child whose middle school social life is nearly ruined during the "Star-Spangled Banner."
Thankfully, the kid realizes the error of his ways and ends up giving a great tribute to 'Merica.
I also take a look at a grandma who just can't stop dancing in Ibiza. It's all fun and games until you realize that the Abercrombie beat in the background technically bans grandma from wearing anything remotely stylish or politically correct.
Finally, it's the sad story of love gone amiss. Bullwinkle falls in love with another Bullwinkle and Rocky just doesn't have the heart to tell him it's a statue.