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I hate the LA Lakers. Why hide from it?

I was raised to hate the Cowboys (Dad is a Redskins fan). I learned to hate Notre Dame football. But I swear I came out of the womb hating the Lakers. My first words were "Beat LA".

I'm in a very small boat on this one; a guy in his late 30's who is a native of Arizona. When I grew up it was ASU football and Suns basketball and that's it. In that universe it is understood early on that you must hate the Lakers. Magic, Kareem, Worthy, Kobe, Shaq, Riley and Phil…..hated ‘em all. Couldn't even bring myself to laugh at Abdul-Jabbar in "Airplane".

I hate them the way, I can only imagine, a Boston fan hates the Yankees. Certainly the way a Boston fan hated the Yankees before the Red Sox won two World Series championships. Many times I've thought that the Suns are the Boston Red Sox of the NBA (hardly an original thought on my part). The franchise has had great teams, some truly great players, a Hall of Fame owner in Jerry Colangelo and a capable replacement in Robert Sarver. At times it has felt like the team is cursed; coin flips, bad injuries, character issues and untimely suspensions. And at times it has felt like the Suns made their own bad luck (Luc Longley and draft picks being sold in the dollar bin are the first two that popped into the noggin).

The Suns have one of the best winning percentages all-time in the history of the NBA…..with no titles to show for it. They are the Boston Red Sox of the NBA.

If you believe that, then the Lakers are the Suns' Yankees. (Just on a side note here, go easy on the snide comments and emails - I'm not saying Lakers/Suns is as big as Yankees/Red Sox, just that the emotion is the same)

The Lakers are the big shots. They have the rings, the fame, the glory. Suns fans have always looked at the LA Lakers with a weird combination of disgust and envy. I hate them, but I want to be them. I want what they've got. Inferiority complex? Maybe. Probably. But why deny it?

Oh sure, the Suns have had their moments. In 1990 an LA Times writer said the Suns would fold like a tortilla - Suns win in 5, the Westphal guarantee in '93, Mike D'Antoni's domination over a weak Laker team a few years ago. But consider this; when the Red Sox came back from a 3-0 deficit to beat the Yankees in the '04 ALCS it was a tremendous accomplishment that would have been rendered almost completely useless had they not won the World Series. That's where the Suns stand with the Lakers. Nice moments, no rings.

I hate them the way a little brother hates his big brother. The older child has the cool job, the big house, the hot wife and the perfect kids. He always got great grades and was the captain of the football team. The little brother is just smart enough to know he shouldn't compare himself to his big brother but he does it anyway.

So please, Beat LA.

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    James C. wrote...
    I've got a fever....
    And the only prescription is beating LA. I too carry the beat LA gene. My dad had my name narrowed down to Beat LA or James (unlike the Suns I won the coinflip). There may not be another phrase that more acutely describes the futility, frustration, and inferiority complex associated with being a Phoenix sports fan. And while I don't necessarily want to be LA, it would be nice to see how the other side lives just once. To be LA, the Suns must beat LA -- only fitting.
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    bizzle wrote...
    This hate is unfounded and makes no sense.
    The Lakers are not the Suns' Yankees. It's like a Clipper fan hating the Bulls. There is no rivalry, there is no legitimate reason to hate. It's sad and pathetic and just a little bit funny. The Lakers ARE the evil empire but not for Phoenix. Folks should wait until the Suns actually do something before getting fired up about a rivalry that doesn't exist. The Suns could very well win this series and then people can talk about how they hate the Lakers. it's great to hear fans cry beat LA but saying they grew up hating the Lakers is just funny.
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    mdleavitt wrote...
    Maybe a Unique Perspective...
    I'm also a 30 something who grew up in Northern California.(When Sacramento was praying for an NBA team...AFTER the Kings came to town.) SO I grew up a Laker fan. Now, like a jilted lover I HATE THE LAKERS! I think Kobe is the biggest prick this side of Colorado. I think Phil Jackson is THE most arrogant SOB this side of San Antonio! And I was in the unique position of rooting for the CELTICS two years ago. Unlike the Lakers, the Suns are a classy organization who wasn't afraid to get rid of a bad guy (Jason Kidd) even if he was a superstar. The Suns are now my team. BEAT F'N L.A.!
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