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Shane Doan has been traded. Effective this week, Captain Coyote is no longer a shirt and tie-wearing member of the suits. Since the NHL Lockout is now over, that puts Captain Coyote back among the fashionable crowd wearing sweaters (his designer logo happens to be the letter "C").

"From being in the room quite a bit, there was a sense this was the best deal available," Doan said in New York. "It's always tough because we're all fans of the game and we wish we didn't have to go through this. But we did, and we're on the other side now."

Indeed, Doan trades one set of teammates for another. And, compared to attorneys, NHL players have almost as much money, just fewer teeth.

"I'm hoping that our fans understand this was something that had to be done for the strength of the league, for the strength of the Players Association," Flyers owner Ed Snider told The Associated Press. "I hope they don't hold it against us and just come out and see some great hockey."

Whoa, hang on. This is where Paulie Puck has to step in with a question: Dearest NHL, hold it against you? Fans should be thanking you.

For all fans beyond the vulcanized die-hards, the NHL season doesn't really start until January anyway. October, November and December hockey (yawn) barely moves the meter, usually lost amidst the feeding frenzy of the football season.

In other words, if you live for the intensity of playoff hockey, well, guess what? An ultra-compressed 48-game season means every game matters (translation: no so-called 'off-nights' where players essentially decide to give themselves the night off).

Now, did local businesses in the 623 area code ("Wessst Siiiiide") lose hockey-related revenue during the labor dispute? No question. And that's a shame. What's not a scam… err, shame… is that fans now save big dollars (BIG, BIG $$) on season tickets (no preseason hockey right?!) #Ding. Once again, it's thanks again to the NHL for the third work stoppage in Commissioner Gary Bettman's tenure.

So, back to Doaner's wardrobe, we're thinking that when he goes to the office now, he can accessorize that sweater with other things that lawyers don't wear (for the most part) - blood, sweat, tinfoil, bite marks, stitches…

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    Btg1964 wrote...
    Hockey?
    Hockey is irrelevant. No one watched before and this lost all support. I love Doan, but hockey is low on the list of things to care about. Nobody won with the lockout and many were hurt. And to open with "Shane Doan has been traded" was a cheap ploy.
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    Sean M. wrote...
    Count me as one of the few..
    who DO care.. I'm glad hockey is back! It is the best of all sports in my opinion.. the best and toughest athletes playing a game with a premium on scoring. Also glad to see the classiest guy in sports suit up in Sedona Red. Go Yotes!
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    ex-distancerunner wrote...
    I care too
    I care about EVERY sports and entertainment professional organization in Phoenix and am thrilled with the success of this team despite the odds. Thanks to the people of Glendale we will hopefully be fans of this team for years to come...Hockey News and the doubters treat this community as a joke. it's up to the fans now to come out and prove that is not true. Lets go Coyotes! lets go D-backs! Lets Go Suns, Lets go Symphony orchestra, lets go science museum..LETS GO PHOENIX!!!
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    moreno900 wrote...
    hockey thank god!
    I'm glad a breath of fresh air is here in the valley it was starting to get stagnant here! Let's go coyotes!! Also to all this people who say is irrelevantyou are ignorant and hockey does not need ignorant people watching it stay with other sports because obviously you don't like a sport were you can fight? Piss off
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    CreepyBrian wrote...
    Completely disagree
    For the people who work those games, or in the area, losing almost half the season...even losing those preseason games is a big, big deal. It's essentially a footnote to Mr. Calvisi, so I'll belabor the point: the fiasco that is the NHL labor situation hurts regular, hardworking people. (Not to mention fans!) That hockey is back is a gift; that it had to come to this is a travesty.
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    sundevil7901 wrote...
    Curious
    to see what the attendence will look like at the Coyotes games this season. The NHL was still trying to recover from the last work stoppage before this one occurred. Coyotes will need another playoff run to keep up interest. I wish them luck.
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    ex-distancerunner wrote...
    Agree
    Alot of pressure on the front office staff to get the word out in a challenging market. I shook hands with Howler at the finish line of a 10K race at Tempe Town Lake on Saturday..Glad to see them out and working the public. Boycotts don't mean anything in the big markets but they sure will in ours. Jamison will do an "ROBERT IRSAY" if the team dosen't generate interest and I for one sure hope they succeed..Thanks again Glendale for another chance!
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    Calvinator wrote...
    Looking Forward!
    I'm glad hockey is starting up finally. It's the one pro sport in Phoenix that has a team consistently improving the last 3 seasons. Hope the Yotes will make another run for the Cup this year!
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    Tennisgrandpa wrote...
    Sorry Shane
    The strength of the league and the players association? Are you kidding me? What a stupid statement I used to love hockey and held to the belief that they were a classy bunch, they've proven otherwise, they're nothing but greedy pigs like all the other pro athletes. What about all the people and businesses around that during this SECOND work stoppage? What about their financial strength? You even care? But we're to be thankful that Doan put on a suit and help solve a problem that him and the entire NHL started? Sorry. The NHL has lost me forever.
    Dale
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    DZAZ99 wrote...
    More annoying than listening to "Paul's Call"?
    ... is reading the script of "Paul's Call". Put down the clown horn and the kazoo and attend some sort of free writing seminar.
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