Major League Baseball players make a lot of money.
Andre Ethier is a Major League Baseball player.
Therefore, Andre Ethier makes a lot of money.
Don’t believe that? Check out this video from Stack.com in which the former Arizona State Sun Devil and current Los Angeles Dodger shows off a “shed” in the backyard of his Gilbert home that you need to see to believe. The structure includes a state-of-the-art workout facility — and a lot more.
To quote the entirely underrated 1983 Rob Lowe-Andrew McCarthy movie Class — “what a vulgar display of wealth.”
And yes, we’re a bit jealous.