There’s not much more to it than that…former Diamondbacks pitcher (currently with the Red Sox) Wade Miley competed in a pregame cow-milking contest Friday:
— Boston Red Sox (@RedSox) May 30, 2015
Mooooooooo. 🐄🐄🐄 pic.twitter.com/cTCzQcMhup
— MLB GIFS (@MLBGIFs) May 30, 2015
Is it too much to re-name him Wade Milkey?