Steph Curry made horrible Under Armour shoes, the internet made jokes
Jun 9, 2016, 6:30 PM | Updated: 6:50 pm
Hoops and sneakers go together like peanut butter and jelly, ketchup and mustard, salt and pepper.
Basketball fans take basketball shoes quite seriously, and usually the best players’ shoes gain the most attention (see Jordan, Michael). Warriors guard Steph Curry has probably done a lot of good things since he signed with Under Armour, but the release of his Curry 2 Lows set for Saturday isn’t off to a great.
Granted, the multi-colored versions of the Chef’s new shoe look just fine to pretty sleek.
But pictures of the white-on-white colorway of the kicks began circulating Thursday and by afternoon NBA Twitter had caught on to how, well, dad-like they look.
This led to jokes, the best of which we’ve compiled below. And yes, Crying Jordan made an appearance.
It was only a matter of time pic.twitter.com/BPdk72EDeE
— BishStoleMyLook😾 (@ElitatheLibra) June 10, 2016
Just copped those new Air Romneys pic.twitter.com/Jdwi3nVq06
— We take the stairs (@NoEscalators) June 10, 2016
Harbaughs pic.twitter.com/Sxmt3Xbmki
— Jason Anderson (@J680Anderson) June 10, 2016
the Why Can't Oregon Just Wear One Jersey Lows pic.twitter.com/dPNPzjBqNv
— SB Nation CFB (@SBNationCFB) June 10, 2016
https://twitter.com/JeremyWoo/status/741085041242058752
#Curry2 Low Assistant to the Regional Sales Manager https://t.co/hHRHN0Ww6V
— dävé (@Southern_Philly) June 9, 2016
Austin Croshere I's pic.twitter.com/YpOT7uyeXG
— CHAMPIONSHRIMP 🏆🍤 🏆 (@jacobjbg) June 10, 2016
Forgets to have mid-life crisis. pic.twitter.com/GjUqGihxan
— Nathaniel Friedman (@freedarko) June 10, 2016
"I was always excited to buy him a big rib-eye steak to grill" pic.twitter.com/ezQJmA1Nt4
— Nathaniel Friedman (@freedarko) June 10, 2016
Sketchers? https://t.co/WorjwfxLee
— Andy Glockner (@AndyGlockner) June 10, 2016
The Diet Snapple 12s pic.twitter.com/balM6K87tu
— Jon Tayler (@JATayler) June 10, 2016
Polygrip 7s pic.twitter.com/LDs8nr0deE
— Fine me later (@BDonBS) June 10, 2016
Sampras VIIs https://t.co/WorjwfxLee
— Andy Glockner (@AndyGlockner) June 10, 2016
The Teach for America XII's pic.twitter.com/1LDO5UOEty
— YouthSportsSanDiego (@yssd) June 10, 2016
"my physical therapy is going very well, i don't even feel like i had a hip replacement" pic.twitter.com/vQ8IaCsQib
— dylan 🌵 (@clrkd) June 10, 2016
The Osteoporosis 7s. pic.twitter.com/jqMpcZ79K3
— Michael Gallagher (@MikeSGallagher) June 10, 2016
The "I don't watch the NBA but LeBron seems problematic" 13s pic.twitter.com/UwP9NSttRn
— sreekar (@sreekyshooter) June 10, 2016
when u get the new stephs pic.twitter.com/rdu665PYfq
— 🐐Corbyna🏔Smith🐐 (@corbinasmith) June 10, 2016
Steph’s brother Seth Curry doesn’t exactly agree.
I thought I had em looking straight last week 😂 pic.twitter.com/DyxYxGscGK
— Seth Curry (@sdotcurry) June 10, 2016
