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Archie Bradley is prepared in case of another accident

Jul 10, 2018, 8:41 AM | Updated: 7:32 pm

Arizona Diamondbacks pitcher Archie Bradley captured national attention when he told Yahoo! Sports MLB Podcast about pitching with poop in his pants.

Now, in case Archie has to go again and can’t make it to the bathroom in time for his trip to the mound, he will be prepared thanks to a new endorsement with Dude Wipes.

In an Instagram post, Bradley can be seen relaxing on pool table and holding up a variety of Dude Wipes products.

Dude Wipes are a hygiene product designed as an alternative to standard toilet paper.

They are larger, biodegradable and fragrance free, perfect for stud relief pitchers who sport a league-leading 23 holds, 1.85 ERA, 0.87 WHIP, 40-to-11 strikeout-to-walk ratio and a tendency for a quick poop at inopportune moments.

Although Bradley will not be making the trip to Washington D.C. for the all-star game, he seems to be well-stocked for any trip he may need to take to the men’s room.

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