Someone should probably draft D’Andre Swift’s ripped dad
Apr 24, 2020, 5:00 PM
Forget D’Andre Swift.
Nobody cared that the Georgia product and most-hyped running back in the class was off the NFL Draft board with the 35th pick. The Detroit Lions selected him with the third pick in the second round.
But that wasn’t the big story. The big story was that his dad is absolutely jacked, yoked and ripped.
The Detroit Lions selected Georgia RB D'Andre Swift with the No. 35 pick of the #NFLDraft.
His dad, Darren, is absolutely jacked. pic.twitter.com/NuxofawPay
— The Comeback (@thecomeback) April 24, 2020
ESPN’s commentary team was so enamored with Darren Swift that the coverage went into full Darren Swift mode and we’re not sure a person who hadn’t heard of D’Andre Swift would know a thing about Detroit’s new back.
Maybe the Lions should have just drafted Darren Swift.
In fact, somebody could probably use that massive weight-moving human to play somewhere on a football field.
Honestly thought D’Andre Swift’s dad might get drafted before him pic.twitter.com/qdCkJTzUx5
— Jordan Dajani (@JordanDajani) April 24, 2020
How did D’Andre Swift’s dad make it out of the 1st round?
— Jacson, 6ft away (@JacsonBevens) April 24, 2020
— FanDuel (@FanDuel) April 24, 2020
Darren Swift could be our starting LG this season.
— JED (World Series & Stanley Cup Champion) (@S0TOHIVE) April 24, 2020
A short list of people you never want to mess with: Darren Swift.
— Tyler Dunne (@TyDunne) April 24, 2020
The only way this pick makes sense is if the Lions also get D’Andre Swift’s dad to play ILB.
— Curt Hogg (@CyrtHogg) April 24, 2020
I’m hiring Darren Swift as my bodyguard no questions asked
— Alyssa Purser (@AlyssaPurser) April 24, 2020
Darren Swift’s reaction to his son being drafted. pic.twitter.com/AH7WjfugQy
— Stadium (@Stadium) April 24, 2020
— Memphis Spence 🏈🏀⚾ (@MemphisSpence) April 24, 2020
Darren Swift has won the "my dad could beat up your dad" competition.
— Justin Russo (@FlyByKnite) April 24, 2020
Yo @Buccaneers, draft D’andre Swifts dad at RB. Dudes a unit
— Steve (@TampaSteve_) April 24, 2020
Ok fine Darren Swift, I'll pick up those dumbbells that have been glaring at me for weeks.
— Melissa Jacobs (@thefootballgirl) April 24, 2020