Somewhere, some people think that Arizona Cardinals general manager Steve Keim and head coach Bruce Arians are snickering behind their computers.
That’s because the Cardinals are currently under FBI investigation for hacking into the personal databases of the Houston Astros, according to the New York Times.
So that leaves one question — why would the Arizona Cardinals hack a Major League Baseball team’s information?
Wait, they didn’t. They didn’t, right?
The correct team under investigation is the St. Louis Cardinals, not the Arizona Cardinals.
Don’t tell these guys that:
— SF Examiner (@sfexaminer) June 16, 2015
— Arizona Cardinals (@AZCardinals) June 16, 2015
— GlideSlope (@GlideSlopeLLC) June 16, 2015
— Christopher (@siegert_two) June 16, 2015
— StockMarketNietzsche (@Investor4201) June 16, 2015
— Trevor Lenzmeier (@trevlenz) June 16, 2015
It’s too bad that these people think Arians is spending his summer thinking of ways to acquire Astros second baseman Jose Altuve to be his next speedy wide receiver.