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People are making fun of Kyler Murray’s agent’s long statement with weird font

Feb 28, 2022, 2:55 PM

A public statement is a pretty simple thing. You write up something to get a point across that the general public can quickly digest.

It’s not that difficult, which is where we get to the statement released on Monday on behalf of Arizona Cardinals quarterback Kyler Murray via his agent via ESPN’s Adam Schefter.

The statement is long. That’s fine. Forming the basis for your stance can take some time. It’s not recommended, but sure.

A problem arises when the statement is long and tough to read. See for yourself.

Even if you’re working with 20/20 vision, you either had to 1) click on the tweet and zoom in to read it or 2) put your head too close to the screen you are reading this story on or 3) both. If you’re on a desktop, good luck.

This made the statement rather easy to make fun of, and Twitter took the reins from there.

You can tease how long it was:

Or how illegible it was:

Want to release your own Kyler Murray statement?

You’re in luck!

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