The Madden 16 trailer makes little sense and is awesome

Aug 21, 2015, 12:00 PM

It’s hard to put the Madden 16 video game trailer into words.

It features Dave Franco, brother of James, and that guy who played McLovin in Superbad. NFL players Rob Gronkowski, Julio Jones, Antonio Brown and Colin Kaepernick make strong appearances. So does Buffalo Bills coach Rex Ryan, who at one point takes a football to the chest and is pronounced dead.

Things that happen, in no particular order chronologically nor in the plot’s importance:

– A dinosaur eats a guy
– McLovin thinks Rex Ryan is his father
– Kaepernick eats a sheet of paper for no reason
– Gronk may or may not have any lines
– Julio Jones karate-chops a dude for a good 30 seconds straight

Anyway, just watch. Good luck making sense of it.

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