‘Fitzgerald is a top-two WR, and he ain’t two’: Comedian spoofs Cards fans

From the quarterback situation to the desert heat, Scooter Magruder nailed it.

Just four days until the Arizona Cardinals’ season opener, comedian Cameron “Scooter” Magruder spoofed fans by spilling all of their emotions regarding the team.

It was, well, pretty accurate.

Magruder weighed in about everything from Larry Fitzgerald’s G.O.A.T. status, Budda Baker’s name, Robert Nkemdiche’s make-or-break year, and even tailgating.

He even said something every Phoenician has heard at one time or another: “It’s dry heat!”

Whether it is actually the Cardinals’ year, like Magruder said, is yet to be seen, but one thing is for sure. If Cardinals fans weren’t already excited for Sunday, they are now.

Thank you, Scooter.

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