HABOOB

Stephen A. Smith proposes Suns trade Devin Booker to Lakers. That’s the joke

Jan 14, 2020, 12:00 PM | Updated: 12:08 pm

Networks don’t want to give streakers during football games the gratification of appearing on live television.

In internet word spaces like these, we likewise don’t want to give hot-take sports talking heads attention all the time.

But sometimes we have to because it makes us laugh.

Here was Stephen A. Smith during ESPN’s “First Take” on Tuesday telling co-arguing sports man Max Kellerman how the Los Angeles Lakers should improve by trading reserve forward Kyle Kuzma.

“I think they need a marksman,” Stephen A. Smith said. “If I could package Kuzma with a multitude of players and even a pick and I can get myself Devin Booker to join Anthony Davis and LeBron James, would I do that? Hell yes.”

Let us pull ourselves off the floor and take a few deep breathes after laughing so much to explain why trading the face of the franchise to make the division rival unbeatable for the foreseeable future in exchange for a late first-round pick and a scorer averaging the same 13.2 points as the team’s current non-scoring point guard Ricky Rubio is not a good plan.

Also, it doesn’t work salary-wise!

“You know you can’t get Devin Booker from what the Lakers have,” said Kellerman, who is somehow the voice of reason here.

Stephen A.’s proposition, as you can imagine, went over well on Twitter.

Haboob

New York Giants fans, Arizona Cardinals fans...

Haboob Blog

The Giants were outscored 60-0 to begin the season vs. Cowboys, Cardinals

The Arizona Cardinals kept pace with the Dallas Cowboys in scoring a lot and allowing no points by the New York Giants.

4 days ago

NFL referee, official...

Haboob Blog

‘I’m talking to America here:’ NFL referee would not be interrupted in Seahawks-Lions

Lead referee Alex Kemp would not hear it from Seattle quarterback Geno Smith while on the mic during Seahawks-Lions.

4 days ago

(Twitter screenshot/@DanSpindleKSL)...

Haboob Blog

Arizona State graphic appears during Arizona Wildcats broadcast on Pac-12 Network

An Arizona State graphic was displayed instead of an Arizona graphic during the Arizona-UTEP game on the Pac-12 Network.

4 days ago

YouTube still photo...

Haboob Blog

Cardinals rookie Owen Pappoe grilled in interview by grade schoolers

Arizona Cardinals rookie Owen Pappoe was pranked by walking into an interview room with 7-year-olds, which produced hilarious results.Β 

5 days ago

Joakim Noah...

Arizona Sports

Joakim Noah explains the viral Devin Booker ‘double-team’ video

Joakim Noah said his back-and-forth with Devin Booker over a double team in a 2019 pickup game was overblown.

5 days ago

Free drinks if Jets lose...

Associated Press

Packers fans’ emotions turn after bar’s offer to pay tabs dissolves with Jets win

Milwaukee bar patrons who hoped to score free drinks if the Jets former Packers quarterback Aaron Rodgers lost had to pay up.

8 days ago

Stephen A. Smith proposes Suns trade Devin Booker to Lakers. That’s the joke