Minor league team to wear emoji-filled uniforms

In a lot of ways, words cannot do this story justice.

Unfortunately, we’re not quite sure how to get emojis on the screen, and even if we were, it would be quite the undertaking to write a story only with them.

With that in mind, we present:

Tomorrow is #socialmedia Night and Whitecaps will be wearing these Emoji Jerseys! #wcaps pic.twitter.com/4NNGlucJf4

— Whitecaps (@wmwhitecaps) June 29, 2016

Uhh, yeah.

The Whitecaps are the Class-A affiliate for the Detroit Tigers, and they play in the Midwest League.

From here, the only thing left to learn is which emoji will properly describe their mood when the game is over.

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