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Muscle-bound Mets fan can’t open bottle

Aug 5, 2013, 11:36 PM | Updated: 11:39 pm

Some MLB teams can’t close a game. Yes, Chicago Cubs, we’re looking at you and your 23 blown saves this season.

But it also turns out that some MLB fans can’t open a bottle — like this guy at the Mets-Royals game at Citi Field over the weekend.

The worst part is the guy looks like he can bench press a Buick, but that Aquafina cap is giving him all kinds of trouble.

The best part of the below video is the commentary of the Mets broadcast crew.

“All that working out and you can’t open a water bottle,” play-by-play man Gary Cohen mused.

“Sir, I think you’ve got the wrong workout program,” added color commentator Keith Hernandez.

Poor guy. This is something he’ll never live down. But at least he’ll feel good about himself at the beach.

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