HABOOB

Peyton Manning rips David Spade’s ASU degree in Rob Lowe roast

Sep 7, 2016, 6:05 AM

(AP Photo/David Zalubowski, File)...

(AP Photo/David Zalubowski, File)

(AP Photo/David Zalubowski, File)

For some reason, Peyton Manning earned a seat on the set of Comedy Central’s roast of actor Rob Lowe.

Perhaps it had something to do with the former Colts and Broncos quarterback having too much time as he navigates retirement. It also probably has something to do with Lowe having once played breaking news reporter by announcing Manning’s retirement — and being wrong about it back in 2012.

In any case, Manning was on the set of Lowe’s roast that aired Monday night and took shots at other roasters, from comedian Jeff Ross, to political commentator Ann Coulter, to Lowe himself.

But Manning also lobbed a few burns at comedian David Spade, noted Arizona State Sun Devil alumnus.

You went out and got a business degree from Arizona State. Although to be fair, I think we all know that a business degree from Arizona State is just a bar towel that says you read good.

Manning also went Nationwide ad on us by singing his “Chicken Parm” jingle to rip Spade, cracked on the Jacksonville Jaguars and made a Deflategate joke about Tom Brady.

https://twitter.com/BurkartMatthew/status/772992539859255300

Haboob

Follow @AZSports...

Haboob Blog

NFL teams continue trend of amusing, creative schedule release videos

Lots of teams across the National Football League continued to meet the standard set on schedule release day.

3 days ago

(Seattle Mariners/X screenshot)...

Haboob Blog

Airborne meats are making their mark across Major League Baseball

Hijinks around Major League Baseball and the meats within have never been more unusual, many of which have been airborne.

5 days ago

Tip Reiman speaks to reporters during the NFL Draft Combine...

Tyler Drake

Throwing pots: Cardinals rookie mauler Tip Reiman an artist at heart

For Cardinals tight end Tip Reiman, his time spent away from the field includes a hobby that is about the furthest thing from violent.

7 days ago

Jonathan Gannon comments on Kyler Murray and James Conner hoop skills at a Oklahoma City Thunder-Da...

Bailey Leasure

Jonathan Gannon pokes fun at Kyler Murray and James Conner’s hoop skills

Jonathan Gannon comments on Kyler Murray and James Conner hoop skills at a Oklahoma City Thunder-Dallas Mavericks playoff game.

8 days ago

Blake Walston...

Alex Weiner

Diamondbacks prospect Blake Walston’s Las Vegas call-up: ‘I was at the table’

Arizona Diamondbacks prospect Blake Walston was at the Blackjack table when he received the news of a lifetime. 

17 days ago

Beekeeper clearing the bees at Chase Field D-backs-Dodgers game....

Arizona Sports

Bee guy Q&A: Matt Hilton explains of why swarm delayed Dodgers-Diamondbacks

Matt Hilton, the bee guy who removed a swarm, explained why it disrupted the start of the Dodgers-Diamondbacks game.

18 days ago

Peyton Manning rips David Spade’s ASU degree in Rob Lowe roast